A WOMAN who thought she was sick of pictures of penises has discovered she prefers them to tedious statistics about exercise activities.
Lucy Parry has noticed a trend of men sending her images of recorded runs and cycle rides which are more exasperating than photos of less-than-average cocks.
Parry said: “I understand modern dating. When I open Tinder, I don’t expect witty, honest answers to the questions I have asked potential dates. I expect badly-lit, unflattering images of willies.
“It’s depressing, but, as I’m rapidly discovering, highly preferable to a shared Strava route showing some guy’s five-hour cycle around Kent, complete with top speed, distance and elevation.
“They don’t even send pictures of themselves looking hunky in a Lycra one-piece. This leads me to suspect they’re trying to make up for a distinct lack of physical attractiveness and personality by demonstrating they can ride a bike, which, let’s face it, is a five-year-old child’s level of skill.
“But not to worry, there are plenty more fish in the sea. The ones kind enough to give me a backlog of wangs to laugh about with my mates.”
