AN ‘ethically non-monogamous’ man bears an uncanny similarity to a horndog who sleeps around for the fun of it, it has emerged.
Jordan Gardner uses a fancy term to describe his open relationship setup, which to the layman is identical to that of a promiscuous Casanova with numerous sexual conquests on the go at the same time.
Gardner said: “Being ENM is totally different to having a string of casual hookups. Mainly because I have a primary partner who pretends to be cool about me shagging someone else every other night.
“I’ll even regale her with the sordid details of my erotic antics the next day. She hides her bitter envy really well and we have a laugh about it. I’m surprised more couples don’t do the same. There are literally no downsides.
“Meanwhile people who shag around are enjoying their sexual freedom and not jeopardising their relationship with someone else. Which is debauched and immoral. I’m just not that kind of guy.”
Horndog Wayne Hayes said: “It’s like Pepsi vs Coke, most people can’t tell the difference. The trick is to look for someone who doesn’t fancy their partner that much but wants a regular shag.
“Also a lot of ENM people suddenly become monogamous when they meet someone hotter. A horndog would already be shagging someone they met at a bus stop.”
