Relationships

A GROUP of men are regaling their mate’s new girlfriend with a detailed explanation of his most humiliating moments.

HUMPING away merrily then realise your child has wandered into the bedroom? Try and bail yourselves out with one of these implausible lies.

A STRAIGHT man is confident that, if he were to have been gay, he would absolutely clean up.

A GROWN man has been left shaken after learning his mother is a complete person with a life that extends beyond him.

A MAN who has never been able to befriend a woman assumes it is a universal rule applicable to the rest of humanity, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who had never seen her boyfriend without a beard is regretting finding out he looked better with most of his face covered up.

ARE you stuck in a relationship with someone whose best friend is nicer, more attractive and the one you really fancy? Here’s what to do in this probably-doomed situation.

AN incredibly handsome man has the nerve to count two weeks without sexual intercourse as a ‘dry spell’, it has emerged.

COUPLES' compatibility is always based on flimsy indicators such as physical attraction or shared interests. Here are the real reasons you should split up immediately.

FIRST dates are all about playing it cool and presenting the best version of yourself. But in reality everyone just wants to know the answers to these to-the-point questions.