Relationships

WAS your ex the best thing that ever happened to you, or has it just been a few days since you rubbed one out? Find out with our quiz.

ARGUING with your spouse or life partner? Both insisting that the argument actually is about wallpaper even though it’s transparently about your sex life? This is how.

DESPERATE to get your rocks off? Here’s why a good wank is a lot less hassle than a one-night stand.

A MAN is lying when he tells his girlfriend she looks ‘angelic’ while asleep, feeling she more closely resembles a dead animal.

THE clitoris is to be renamed in honour of the first man to ever find it.

THE effort and thoughtfulness a man puts into a date is directly proportionate to how long it is since he he last had sex, researchers have discovered.

WOULD you like to express your sexual interest in a woman? Try these six locations where she definitely will not want to hear about it.

ADULT siblings who claim to like each other are lying about it, new research has shown.

IT’S best not to have sex until you’ve graduated, got a job and bought a house, explains mum Helen Archer, who only has daughter Emily’s best interests in mind, obviously.

IT can be hard to control yourself at the height of sexual passion, but it’s worth thinking before opening your mouth, if you’ve got time. Do not shout any of the following.