Relationships

‘HEY! Had a good Coronation?’ You don’t care. You just want to know if they’re still with that knobhead. These are the weak excuses you’ll use for contact out of the blue.

A COUPLE know that they will always be faithful to one another because neither can be arsed having an affair.

EXCITED to attend a good friend’s wedding only to realise you’re sat at the dregs table with the other people they don’t really like? Here’s how to cope.

AN unusual couple have an unsettling story about how they got together that does not involve vast quantities of alcohol followed by forgettable sex.

IF you’ve not had sex for ages it’s obviously not your fault. So who is to blame? And how can you stop them sabotaging the mind-blowing sex you’d be having otherwise?

A LUCKY man has scored his first shag in months after his girlfriend discovered there were no AAA batteries left in the drawer.

MANY of us take inspiration from porn, whether getting nails done or hanging an abstract painting over a white sofa. But never take these things into real life.

A MAN has no qualms about being a meaningless hook up to distract from feelings of sadness so long as he is getting some, it has emerged.

HAS your boyfriend surprised you with an unexpected token of his affection and you’re suspiciously wondering why? Take our quiz to find out.

EDGY comedians slapping down hecklers have got nothing on a mum’s cutting comments. You’ll be familiar with these from your adolescence.