Relationships

A WOMAN who thought she was sick of pictures of penises has discovered she prefers them to tedious statistics about exercise activities.

A BOYFRIEND who promised to provide multiple orgasms was careful never to specify over what period.

FIFTEEN minutes into the date and you’ve been appraised of their full job title and salary? It won’t get any better with these wankers.

A SINGLE man looking for love is on the hunt for a rare woman who ticks a series of very specific boxes.

ARE you unsure how to broach the subject of sex with your partner? If you want a shag you’re just going to have to bite the bullet and try these techniques.

A 47-YEAR-OLD man has started dating a 28-year-old woman to avoid an embarrassingly large age difference.

THE controversial Oxford Union trans debate has concluded that everyone is different and we should just live and let live.

YOU know the answer, your partner knows the answer, but you must go through the ritual of these questions to prove their dominance and your rubbishness.

A WOMAN who claims to have a gay best friend actually vaguely knows a homosexual man who does not like her, it has emerged.

A MAN thinks the time is coming stop to f**king around ghosting all his dates and choose one to get to know a bit, it has emerged.