Relationships

Man debating how long to wait after sex before telling woman she's not his type

A MAN is wondering how long he should wait after sex before telling a woman he does not feel a romantic attraction. 

Married couples not at all jealous of single friends' adventures

MARRIED couples have confirmed that they feel no envy whatsoever of their single friends’ so-called dating adventures.

'Friends is good too', says sad man with erection

A DISAPPOINTED man with a fading erection has begun listing all the positives of their maintaining a platonic friendship.

How to have sex when you're staying at your in-laws

THERE’S nothing guaranteed to complicate your sex life more than a weekend with your partner’s mum and dad. Here’s how to navigate this social and sexual minefield.

Man hoping consoling hug turns sexy

A MAN is secretly hoping that a tearful, consoling hug with a female friends develops into something more.

'He's the one,' says woman turning 35 next month

A SINGLE woman has met the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with a mere fortnight before her 35th birthday.

Couple claiming not to know what any sex toy is for

A COUPLE browsing a sex toy website together are both claiming never to have seen any of them in action before.

Gen Z couple agrees safeword before standard missionary

A GEN Z couple always agree on a safeword before engaging in completely mundane sexual intercourse, it has emerged.

How to reconnect with an old friend you've not seen for 15 years and hoped you never would again

HAS a friend you prayed was out of your life forever got back in touch? Endure the conversation with these tips.

How to increase the number of women you've slept with: A guide for men

THE number of women you’ve slept with is a source of pride and insecurity for men. Here’s how to bump up the number without even downloading Tinder.