Relationships

Gen Z couple break up after realising six-month age gap was problematic

A COUPLE have split after deciding that their six-month age difference created an unequal power balance in their relationship.

Ethically non-monogamous man eerily similar to shagabout horndog

AN 'ethically non-monogamous' man bears an uncanny similarity to a horndog who sleeps around for the fun of it, it has emerged.

How to survive a date with someone who doesn't get pop culture references

IT’S unusual, but you do meet people who’ve somehow bypassed every bit of pop culture from Star Wars to Pharrell. Here’s what to do if you’re on a date with one.

Woman hospitalised after accidentally reading old sexts in cold light of day

A WOMAN has been rushed to hospital after rereading ‘steamy’ messages only meant to be seen in the dead of night after too many glasses of wine.

Woman's entire personality is hating her husband

A WOMAN has decided to dedicate her every waking moment to slagging off the man she chose to marry.

How to cope when you're still single and George Osborne is married

STILL on the shelf while George Osborne, of all the wankers, is happily married? Lie to yourself that this doesn’t reflect badly on you.

'It's very jazzy': A phrasebook for the perfect backhanded compliment

WANT to undermine someone’s self-worth, while still sounding like a nice person? Try these phrases.

Mum much prefers her imaginary children

A MUM with a vivid imagination has invested so much time in her fantasy offspring that she now prefers them to her actual ones.  

Man sure is glad his girlfriend's mates can't see the row they’re having on WhatsApp

A MAN is relieved that the argument he is having with his girlfriend over WhatsApp is not being peer-reviewed in another group chat.

Men's long-overdue catch-up involves no personal details whatsoever

A PAIR of male friends making up for not being in touch for several years have not divulged any personal information, it has emerged.