Relationships

YOU'RE wearing a suit and sitting opposite your girlfriend at a romantic dinner. But why? Desperately try to figure it out with this quiz.

A COUPLE have brought the thrill back to their relationship, both in and out of the bedroom, with the judicious purchase of a gram of cocaine.

ARE you a legend in the bedroom or - implausible as it sounds - could she be faking it? Find out by taking our quiz.

CARRYING a torch for someone who’s failing to reciprocate in any way? Here’s how to ignore common sense and hope they’ll come round to the idea of shagging you.

MEN and women have wildly varying reactions to accidentally bumping into someone they used to shag. Here are their instinctive first thoughts you'd rather not know about.

A WOMAN has learned that a man she barely remembers from years ago has classed her as ‘the one that got away’.

A COUPLE’S romantic night out has been ruined by the presence of their heartbreakingly attractive 22-year-old waitress.

A WOMAN who fully checked out of a conversation with her boyfriend has unconvincingly assured him she was in fact listening the whole time.

A MAN has shunned his trusty reusable bag to begin a brazen affair with a supermarket's expensive plastic carrier.

FRIEND getting hitched? Been given the honour of being best man? Don't f**k it up by dragging these skeletons out of the closet.