A MAN is keen to date women who propose lists of their favourite things so he can laugh derisively and force-feed them his own preferences instead.
Tom Booker believes women are more likely to be turned on by listening to his ratings system for cultural highlights than mutually interesting conversations about political opinions, career aspirations or past dating histories.
Booker said: “There’s nothing sexier than a girl rattling off her top fives, which I’ve asked for within two minutes of meeting her, and then telling her she’s wrong and listing my favourites instead.
“The best date I’ve ever had was when she said The Vampire Diaries and Celebrity Juice were legitimate TV shows, and I shot her down and went into great detail about why Firefly’s cancellation was a tragedy. It was so hot.
“Yeah, I suppose I don’t end up sleeping with as many ladies as I’d like. Hardly any actually. But I guess they’re just intimidated by my vastly superior intellect.”
Kelly Howard, who went on a date with Booker, said: “I put up with his tedious shit until he asked for a list of my favourite sexual positions. It seems ‘at home alone with my vibrator’ wasn’t on his top five.”
