Relationships

DO you think kneeling down in the shower to sip at a genital cascade is sexy? It’s not. These are the reasons why shower sex is terrible.

IS your boyfriend behaving in an insultingly ingratiating way, like a salesman for something regrettable? He wants sex. Watch for these signs.

CASUAL sex is rarely the no-strings, guilt-free fun it’s meant to be. Here are some of the regrettable sexual liaisons you’d happily erase from your memory.

HAVE you inadvertently informed the Internet about certain predelictions perhaps better kept to yourself? This is how to explain it to your girlfriend.

MEN live in a barren emotional wasteland devoid of attention and compliments. That's why they read these interactions as signs of romantic interest.

DO you feel you’ve missed out on certain sexual experiences, even if they never appealed that much in the first place? Societal pressure can’t be wrong, so make sure you try these…

IT’S that magical moment when your awful date has come to an end. But the other person may want a kiss and you can’t say outright they haven't got a f**king chance. What should you do?

A WOMAN is kindly pretending to listen to her partner's inane ramblings while deciding what to say next about herself.

A COUPLE are jubilant after reading that most people in their situation have sex 4.5 times a month, but they do it five - or even six - times.

A DELUSIONAL man has convinced himself that his ex’s friends will still invite him to things even though he’s no longer with her.