Business

A GROUP of natural Tories have warned Labour to run the country in their best interests or every one of them will have left the country by Friday.

ARE you concerned that when the inevitable call from banking scammers arrives, you will be too savvy to fall for it and end up keeping all your money? Follow these steps.

RESIDENTS of a gentrified town are dismayed that the artisan cheese shop they collectively neglected is going out of business.

TENANTS are ungrateful bastards. Always complaining about broken sinks and holes in roofs but no appreciation for the finer points of interior design. Detail is everything.

THE overworked staff of a busy clothes shop have found great comfort in the sympathy of a woman who knows what it is like because she worked in retail once.

MEN are simple creatures who can easily be convinced to do anything. Here’s how to sell them even the most feminine of beverages.

xBRITAIN’S richest plumber and worst Rod Stewart tribute Charlie Mullins is leaving the UK to avoid tax. But what if he tries to return? Here’s how to keep this scourge from our shores.

TICKETMASTER have explained tickets were only priced so low for Oasis’s concerts next year because they were not convinced it would be popular.