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Ryanair wrestling Wetherspoons in gutter over a couple of cans

RYANAIR and Wetherspoons are fighting each other while rolling in filth and shouting incoherently, all over a couple of cans of lager.

Is child labour worth it for cheap clothes of terrible quality? A Shein shopper argues 'yes'

A SHEIN superfan has argued a little child exploitation in the developing world is worth it for easy access to cheap, poorly made clothes that she will wear once.

'Wonderfully low-maintenance': the bullshit phrases an estate agent would use to sell you

ESTATE agents, using the magic of language, can transform even the foulest shithole into a desirable property worth borrowing £300,000 for. Here’s how they would sell you.

Cliched evil tech bros in Hollywood movies nowhere near as bad as Musk

THE cliched internet billionaires on private islands in movies never went so far as to call for race war across a continent, audiences have observed.

Avanti, CrossCountry, TransPennine: Which rail operator will you cheer to the grave?

BRITAIN'S sadistically bad rail services are being taken back into public ownership by Labour. So which one will you be most pleased to see the back of?

The eleven chancers who list on Facebook Marketplace

SEEN an absolute bargain on Facebook Marketplace? Ready for the physical, emotional and financial toll that will be inflicted faster than you can say ‘Is this still available?’

What is capital gains tax and have you ever met anyone who has paid it?

LABOUR will not promise that capital gains tax will rise, but have you, or has anyone you know, ever paid it? This FAQ explains what it is and why the answer is no:

Dead office workers costing Britain millions, say Tories

THE soaring number of office workers selfishly dying at their desks is costing Britain £2.6bn a year, a new report has found.