Politics

War! I knew something was missing, says Starmer

KEIR Starmer has admitted he knew something was missing from the wonderful state of Britain he was so lucky as to inherit, and it turns out war was it.

Seven classic expenses fiddles they can't touch you for. By Rachel Reeves

WE all like to supplement our salary with dodgy expense claims, but even a pro like me gets caught out sometimes. Stick to these classic scams and HR won’t be able to touch you. 

Should we threaten and imprison farmers blocking the road like Just Stop Oil?

WHEN Just Stop Oil block roads, Britain’s press hint that vehicular manslaughter would not be, in this case, a crime. Does the same apply to yesterday’s farming protest?

Burnley MP's woke constituents could not be more disgusted

THE people of Burnley, named Wokest Northern Town in the 2022 Woke UK awards, are outraged at their suspended MP.

UK to become cashless economy

BRITAIN is to become the world’s first entirely cashless economy, Rachel Reeves has announced.

'Can you sort me out with a passport?': Fun questions to make Mandelson tell you to f**k off

PETER Mandelson has told a journalist to ‘f**k off’ when asked about Jeffrey Epstein. It’s a shame he only moves in super-rich circles, because it would be fun to ask him these questions too.

There's only one way to deal with a bully – be their bitch. By Keir Starmer

YOU may think schoolyard bullies have little to do with tariffs. But when Tommo Smith confronted me on my first day at ‘big school’, I learned a lesson which has stayed with me.

Stand in an unnecessarily long airport queue: Five ways to celebrate five years of Brexit

FIVE years ago Britain left the EU in a triumphant venture that brought the nation together. Here’s how to celebrate half a decade of non-stop Brexit success.