A TALL, finely-boned and well-spoken young gentleman from a smart family has heckled Rachel Reeves over Gaza.
The bright young fellow, who looked dashing in a jacket and open-neck shirt, stood to interrupt the chancellor’s speech with a confidence and clarity that bespoke an excellent education.
While Reeves discussed her vision for the country’s future the floppy-haired president of the debating society stood and, diffidently yet insistently, reminded her of the current situation in Gaza because he is the kind of individual who felt he had to say something.
Attendee Roy Hobbs said: “Oh, he knew how to use a fish knife alright. You could tell with every pearly word.
“Security were very apologetic about removing him, addressing him as sir throughout, but he was no less so. ‘Terribly kind of you to take the trouble,’ he kept saying as he was bundled away.
“Back when it was Corbyn the rebels you’d get would be right scruffs, but now? We’re really attracting a top class of rebel. I hope he gets what he wants for Gaza. He deserves it.”
The heckler said: “Well, that went well. I’ve already put it on my TikTok, my CV and my voice acting showreel.”
