Society

STRUGGLING to explain to a right-wing acquaintance why two-tier policing is a flawed concept? Forward them this straightforward guide.

WANT to look like a person in their 30s and 40s with no interest in dressing like the younger generation? Here’s how.

I’M flabbergasted. Right-wing thugs are rioting in the streets and spouting their hateful views with no apparent cause at all. None whatsoever. Totally out of the blue. It’s like magic.

A CAMPAIGN has been launched to end mercilessly taking the piss out of the same bloke in group chats.

SICK Communists in government have jeopardised your children’s futures by adding VAT to school fees. How can a humble, middle class professional like yourself cheat the system?

A WOMAN living her life as a proud, independent feminist who makes her own decisions and does her own DIY would prefer not to, she has confirmed.

THE threatened withdrawal of the penny and 2p coins is the perfect channel for your white-hot patriotic rage, post-Brexit. What will you do to save our coppers?

EVERYONE hates asking people to move out of your reserved seat. Luckily there is established etiquette for this challenging social situation. Follow these steps to the letter.

BRITAIN’S teachers are basking in the satisfaction of the summer holidays, which they agree is the most rewarding part of their job.