Society

ALL men are secretly wearing a nice warm pair of leggings beneath their jeans, it has been confirmed.

ALL teenage band names follow the same humiliating trajectory. Here are the six stupid changes yours went through.

PREMATURE ejaculation can be an embarrassing biological reflex but there are times it can work in your favour, Roy Hobbs explains.

A LEFT-WING family are off for a lovely day out at their local Free Palestine march.

STAYING at someone else's house and trying to find the toaster? These are the places you will look as your sanity slowly unravels.

A MAN has been appalled to learn from some graffiti in a pub bathroom that his mum gobbles knobs, it has emerged.

JUST because you have money and no real desire for radical change it doesn’t mean you can’t be part of the sisterhood. Take on gender inequality in these ultimately meaningless ways.

A GIRLFRIEND is confident that TV programmes only provide the basis for a long ongoing conversation while they continue in the background.

A MAN who spent his school days drawing penises on textbooks believes children would benefit from being taught about Britain's tax system.

A WOMAN has confirmed that she is not leaving her home until March and that nothing and nobody can stop her.