Relationships

Couple perfectly matched unless they're driving, cooking, eating or choosing what to watch

A COUPLE have a fantastic relationship in all the moments when they are not arguing about where to go, what to eat, or how to do literally anything.

Boyfriend and cat getting on little too well for girlfriend's liking

A CAT has formed a suspiciously strong bond with its owner’s boyfriend, she has confirmed.

Man tries to impress woman with everything that makes him a twat

A MAN has attempted to impress his date with all the aspects of his personality that make him an unbearable twat.

Woman who caught boyfriend cheating again wonders if she's the arsehole

A WOMAN who has caught her boyfriend cheating for the fourth time has concluded that it must be her fault.

Boyfriend talking over programme like he's more interesting than television

A WOMAN'S partner keeps starting conversations in front of the television believing he is more appealing than what she has chosen to watch.

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New dating app matches couples based on correct grammar usage

A NEW dating app matches couples entirely based on correct grammar usage in written communications.

Man who refers to 'the wife' unaware he is referred to as 'that bastard'

A MAN who enjoys referring to his partner of 15 years ‘the wife’ does not know she calls him ‘that bastard’.

Observant boyfriend notices girlfriend's hair has 'gone a different colour on top'

A KEEN-EYED boyfriend has spotted that the top of his partner’s hair has, over the last four months, changed to a different colour than the rest of it.

Husband lays groundwork for sex by telling wife he wants to do it later

A MAN has begun the process of seducing his wife by telling her he fancies a shag tonight.