Relationships

TWO flatmates trapped together under lockdown are increasingly aware it is only a matter of time before they crack and shag each other.

PEOPLE who use the phrase ‘I don’t mean to be rude’ always follow it up by saying something incredibly offensive which they definitely mean.

A MUM quarantined with her children is suggesting another game of hide-and-seek.

A WOMAN crafting protective face masks for her family is enjoying getting rid of shirts belonging to her husband that she has always hated.

A WOMAN filling the lockdown days by flirting online has a truly exceptional number of dates lined up for when all this is over.

HALF the planet’s under lockdown, and your other half is under lockdown with you. What are the recurring questions this is bringing up?

A CO-HABITING couple are living through lockdown for all the world as if they will not split the moment it is over.

TWO co-workers who have been secretly sleeping together have admitted that the passion is not really surviving Zoom.

BOUGHT a jigsaw, begun a jigsaw, and found yourself frantically f**king because anything but the bloody jigsaw? Try these other ways to get going.

A MARRIED couple are kindly reaching out to their single friends who are too busy wanking, eating and getting drunk to answer.