Relationships

A MAN in a new relationship was concerned to learn that his girlfriend has friends and an active social life.

A MAN has been enough of a d*ckhead to attempt to solve a problem in his girlfriend’s personal life, he has admitted.

WOMEN unfortunate enough to want or need to marry a man who is a complete twat are officially allowed to propose today.

A MAN who thinks of himself as 'woke' has demonstrated he can still be an enormous pain in the ar*e to go out with. 

A WOMAN taking her boyfriend for a break-up dinner cannot decide which restaurant she will never visit again.

THE third date is the best moment to make a relationship physical and to unveil your collection of human skulls, experts believe.

A MAN decided to prove his attractiveness on a first date by boldly showing a teenage waitress who was boss.

CHANCES are the person you’ve chosen to be with isn’t as perfect as you. Here’s our guide to reworking them or, failing that, making them buckle to your will.

ARE you a middle-aged singleton unused to the terrifying new world of online dating? Here's how to minimise the trauma.

A MAN is bragging about his so-called sexual exploits while all three women he has slept with are making fun of him behind his back.