Relationships

How to turn down sex in a way that makes you both feel bad

TELLING your partner you're not up for sex is an integral part of any relationship. Try these ways to make you both feel awful.

Jesus was white, and four other batshit things your nan believes

VISITING the elderly is an odd and dislocating experience. Here are some of the weird beliefs you may have to contend with when visiting Nan.

'That was exhausting', and five other bad things to say after sex

LUCKY enough to be getting some? Here are six inadvisable phrases to blurt out after a session of raucous love-making.

How to talk to your single friends about your amazing relationship

LOVED-UP? Want to boast to your perpetually single friends, but not sure how? Let sickeningly happy couple Eleanor Shaw and Joseph Turner explain.

Woman having good moan to husband wishes he'd stop interrupting with help

A WOMAN having a good whinge about work to her husband wishes he would stop interrupting with ways to help.

Five things you'll never admit your parents were right about

HAVE you started to see things from your parents' point of view now that you’re getting older? Keep these realisations to yourself or they’ll never let you hear the end of it.

Sex myths that are clearly bollocks if you've got 20 braincells

DO you like to repeat clearly dubious ‘facts’ about sex? Here are some you should apply a bit of critical thinking to.

Five things every girlfriend will get rationally angry about

IS the old ball and chain in a weird huff again? It’s probably due to one of these totally legitimate concerns, as well as the fact you just sniggered at ‘ball and chain’.

Sexual tension between strangers on bus broken by stench of piss from back seat

A BUDDING romance between two bus passengers has been ruined by the overwhelming aroma of wee emanating from the vehicle’s rear.

How to stop an an ex moving on, by your ex

REMEMBER me? Apparently not well enough. You got over me a little too fast for my liking, so here’s how I’m going to mess with your head for kicks.