Relationships

IS YOUR girlfriend banging on about something again? Were you thinking about football, but love her enough to pretend you were listening?

CONSTANTLY clashing with your partner? Convince yourself that your differences are totally healthy with these lies:

A MAN caught fully giving it from behind to his sister-in-law has apologised for breaching social distancing guidelines before they are lifted on July 19.

ARE you unsure how to keep on the right side of your girlfriend? Here is a guide to the questions you should avoid if you ever want to see her again.

A WOMAN going on a romantic weekend with her boyfriend is praying he is not planning to ask her to marry him.

EXPLAINING sex to your children is never easy, especially when your home’s over the threshold for inheritance tax. Sex expert Denys Finch Hatton tells you how.

A FATHER-OF-TWO has decided to celebrate Father’s Day by drinking from lunchtime onwards, he has confirmed.

A COUPLE are glad to have a further four weeks blaming lockdown for the state of their relationship before facing the facts.

FRIENDS with a fundamentally undateable woman? Reassure her that it’s not her fault even though it is with these lies.

Got some sexual fantasies to tick off your bucket list? These should never become a reality because they’d be an excruciating let down.