Relationships

A WOMAN who began a conversation by saying she 'knows she should count her blessings' has gone on to moan for absolutely f**king ages.

IN the current circumstances, you might not be feeling that sexy. Or you just might not fancy it, like normal. Either way, here are some great tips to prevent passionate lovemaking.

THE nation’s unloved loners have been left wondering if they will get to enjoy a shit date with a weirdo ever again.

SAD to be single this Christmas? Here’s why being alone during the festive season is actually f**king brilliant.

AN original and imaginative gift shows a loved one how much you care, but you haven’t taken the time or trouble to choose anything like these.

CONCERNED about the health of your relationship? If you receive any of these lacklustre gifts you’ll be seeing the New Year in single.

THE strongest marriages can weather any storm, particularly if you only occasionally see each other. Here's how to ensure your marriage lasts.

Two children have made it clear that a country walk is not acceptable if it does not include a café afterwards.

A MAN has started an argument with his girlfriend in the misguided belief that it could lead to mind-blowing make-up sex.

A MAN who cannot think of anything to give his girlfriend for Christmas this year has decided to simply propose.