Relationships

THE nation’s unloved loners have been left wondering if they will get to enjoy a shit date with a weirdo ever again.

SAD to be single this Christmas? Here’s why being alone during the festive season is actually f**king brilliant.

AN original and imaginative gift shows a loved one how much you care, but you haven’t taken the time or trouble to choose anything like these.

CONCERNED about the health of your relationship? If you receive any of these lacklustre gifts you’ll be seeing the New Year in single.

THE strongest marriages can weather any storm, particularly if you only occasionally see each other. Here's how to ensure your marriage lasts.

Two children have made it clear that a country walk is not acceptable if it does not include a café afterwards.

A MAN has started an argument with his girlfriend in the misguided belief that it could lead to mind-blowing make-up sex.

A MAN who cannot think of anything to give his girlfriend for Christmas this year has decided to simply propose.

A MUM has requested that everybody f**k off when asked what she would like for Christmas.

MUMS have a unique right to be pissed off with their family for any reason. Here is a mother's guide to having issues with your relatives.