Relationships

Man does walk of shame from PornHub to his bed

A MAN embarked on a humiliating walk of shame from the world’s leading porn site to his bed.

Couple dating virtually can't keep their hands off themselves

A NEW couple who met online during lockdown are at themselves like rabbits.

How to rebuild your shattered relationship after lockdown

SIX weeks of isolation was, it turns out, all it took to smash your relationship with your partner to smithereens. But can it be put back together?

Couple in sexless lockdown experience taste of married life

A COUPLE going through a sexual rut during lockdown have been given a sneak preview of married life.

The couple's guide to arguing during lockdown

ARGUING is a great way to pass the time during lockdown. Here are some excellent blazing rows to bring your relationship to breaking point. 

Father quietly ditches dream of year-long campervan trip

A MIDDLE-CLASS father who has always said he would love to go on a year-long campervan trip around the world with his wife and kids has quietly revised his plans.

Flatmates wondering how much longer before they sleep with each other

TWO flatmates trapped together under lockdown are increasingly aware it is only a matter of time before they crack and shag each other.

'I don't mean to be rude,' quickly followed by rude comment

PEOPLE who use the phrase ‘I don’t mean to be rude’ always follow it up by saying something incredibly offensive which they definitely mean.

Mum suggesting another game of hide-and-seek

A MUM quarantined with her children is suggesting another game of hide-and-seek.

Woman home-making masks out of husband's favourite shirts

A WOMAN crafting protective face masks for her family is enjoying getting rid of shirts belonging to her husband that she has always hated.