Relationships
A CAT has formed a suspiciously strong bond with its owner’s boyfriend, she has confirmed.
A MAN has attempted to impress his date with all the aspects of his personality that make him an unbearable twat.
A WOMAN who has caught her boyfriend cheating for the fourth time has concluded that it must be her fault.
A WOMAN'S partner keeps starting conversations in front of the television believing he is more appealing than what she has chosen to watch.
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A NEW dating app matches couples entirely based on correct grammar usage in written communications.
A MAN who enjoys referring to his partner of 15 years ‘the wife’ does not know she calls him ‘that bastard’.
A KEEN-EYED boyfriend has spotted that the top of his partner’s hair has, over the last four months, changed to a different colour than the rest of it.
A MAN has begun the process of seducing his wife by telling her he fancies a shag tonight.
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