Relationships

LOOKING to spice things up in the bedroom? Try these acrobatic and performative positions that will leave your partner wondering what they see in you.

DID you just ask someone how they’re feeling and now they’re actually telling you? Quash the conversation sharpish with these tips.

A MAN has confirmed that, contrary to all expectations and social morés, he would have sex on the first date if he felt it had gone well enough.

A COUPLE have realised that they are not in love anymore after briefly being forced not to hold each other’s hands, they have confirmed.

MARRIAGE can make it tough to maintain the other key relationships in your life. Here’s how to ensure you and your vibrator don’t lose your intimacy.

FRIENDS with benefits Lucy Parry and Martin Bishop are relieved to have dropped the 'friends' element of their relationship so they can just get down to the shagging.

A COUPLE whose daughter terrorises their home with screaming tantrums have congratulated themselves on raising an assertive, confident child.

LIFE is wonderful, according to the lying twats who raised you. But the bullshit claims they made about how great stuff were all false.

HAS your relationship petered out but you don’t know how to call it a day respectfully? Here’s how to break someone’s heart like a spineless loser.

TAKING an evening for romance? Unable to focus on a single screen? These romantic films are perfect to half-watch with your equally uninterested partner.