Relationships

DID you make some decisions during your teenage years that acted as pure sexual kryptonite? These will be familiar.

YOU can choose your friends but you can’t choose your family, and in particular you definitely wouldn’t choose these bellends.

There are good and bad reasons not to pursue a relationship, and sometimes the bad reasons mean more in the long run. Here’s five of them.

IT’S a shame, all those things your boyfriend’s so convinced of that he’s never asked you about. Here are his five illusions.

A WOMAN who had a deeply erotic and exciting dream was disappointed that the other person in it was her boyfriend.

Going on a 'date' is worrying if all your previous relationships have been based on drunken snogs. Here are the basics of what to do.

DOES your partner frequently drive you up the f**king wall and vice versa? Find out which of you is the most most annoying by totting up your scores from our list before you split up.

A WOMAN on a first date excused herself by implying she was going to fix her make-up, when actually she was heading for a dump.

IS YOUR girlfriend banging on about something again? Were you thinking about football, but love her enough to pretend you were listening?

CONSTANTLY clashing with your partner? Convince yourself that your differences are totally healthy with these lies: