Relationships

A BOYFRIEND has been shocked to discover his girlfriend has obsessively filled her cupboard space with an array of bizarrely flavoured teas.

DO YOU waste time with the people you call ‘friends’ without ever asking yourself if you actually enjoy their company?

IN THE first flushes of love? These romantic favourites will be suffered through with gritted teeth by both parties.

A HUSBAND is suing his wife for breach of contract and personal injury after she gave him a calamitous haircut during lockdown.

BEEN asked the most loaded question of any relationship? These responses will stop your significant other ever inquiring about your feelings again.

IMPRESSING women was much easier when gender norms were entrenched and everyone was quite sexist. Here are some strategies blokes can no longer rely on.

A MAN gave his girlfriend every opportunity to express herself coherently at a dinner party before reluctantly speaking on her behalf.

A WOMAN has confessed that she gets a kick out of having to nag her husband because it makes her feel incredibly horny.

HAVE you been driven to using weird euphemisms for sex by an emotionally-stifled middle class upbringing? Stop using the following phrases immediately.

AGREEING with your partner on who the massive bellends is the best foundation of a healthy, long-lasting relationship.