Relationships

ARE you single? Are you wondering why? Here are five exceptionally simple reasons why no one wants to be your significant other.

DATING a progressive and thoughtful man? Convinced he’s not like all the other pigs? He still won’t ask these questions.

A YOUNG couple is enjoying their restaurant date despite being surrounded by the miserable future that possibly awaits them.

FROM your fit maths teacher to your cute former boss, there are certain people it was never going to happen with. Join us on a nostalgic journey of sexual regret.

EVERY parent is keen to set an example, so make sure to provide a really awful one by incorporating these into the average day.

DO you look back on your youth and feel gruesome embarrassment about your pathetic attempts to have sex? Take this toe-curling trip down memory lane.

IN THEORY you’re totally down to f**k, but since you turned 40 there’s so much that’s more satisfying than making the beast with two backs.

DID you start a lockdown relationship, but now it’s freedom time? Here’s how to let them know as painlessly as a ping from the app.

TWO people who barely know each other have been thrust into crisis after their mutual friend went for a pee.

WHILE your boyfriend may have some virtues, it’s hard to look past these profoundly infuriating habits.