Relationships

BEEN asked the most loaded question of any relationship? These responses will stop your significant other ever inquiring about your feelings again.

IMPRESSING women was much easier when gender norms were entrenched and everyone was quite sexist. Here are some strategies blokes can no longer rely on.

A MAN gave his girlfriend every opportunity to express herself coherently at a dinner party before reluctantly speaking on her behalf.

A WOMAN has confessed that she gets a kick out of having to nag her husband because it makes her feel incredibly horny.

HAVE you been driven to using weird euphemisms for sex by an emotionally-stifled middle class upbringing? Stop using the following phrases immediately.

AGREEING with your partner on who the massive bellends is the best foundation of a healthy, long-lasting relationship.

A MAN has admitted he is perplexed as to why his girlfriend’s electric toothbrush is always on charge.

IT'S not acceptable for parents to swear at their children, but that doesn't mean you can't be constantly doing it in your mind. Here are five phrases that mean something different from what your kids hear.

WANT to spend the rest of your life alone without even a whiff of romance? Follow this advice from permanently single twats.

LILY Allen has decreed that it is fine to masturbate in a relationship. Here the pop star who hasn’t had a hit for a while answers all your wanking questions.