Relationships

SOMEONE dropped the L-bomb out of the blue? Stuck for a response? Check out these half-dozen ways to let them down easy (for you).

A MAN has returned from the supermarket with all 12 items that his girlfriend requested, each of them wrong.

A WOMAN'S romantic evening meal has been ruined by the presence of her prick of a boyfriend.

BRITONS have decided that ‘bubble’ is too cosy a term for a grim huddle of bored people stuck indoors with only each other for company.

A DAD believes no confusion has been caused by using 34 metaphors during a talk about sex with his son.

HAS the spark fizzled out between you and your dominant hand? Turn up the heat in the bedroom with these saucy tips.

ARE you in a long-term relationship with someone you’ve realised is an embarrassing twat? Here are some common problems and what to do about them.

THE romance in any relationship can't last forever. Here are six texts you might receive - or send - that prove it beyond all reasonable doubt.

A WOMAN who began a conversation by saying she 'knows she should count her blessings' has gone on to moan for absolutely f**king ages.

IN the current circumstances, you might not be feeling that sexy. Or you just might not fancy it, like normal. Either way, here are some great tips to prevent passionate lovemaking.