Relationships

THE strongest marriages can weather any storm, particularly if you only occasionally see each other. Here's how to ensure your marriage lasts.

Two children have made it clear that a country walk is not acceptable if it does not include a café afterwards.

A MAN has started an argument with his girlfriend in the misguided belief that it could lead to mind-blowing make-up sex.

A MAN who cannot think of anything to give his girlfriend for Christmas this year has decided to simply propose.

A MUM has requested that everybody f**k off when asked what she would like for Christmas.

MUMS have a unique right to be pissed off with their family for any reason. Here is a mother's guide to having issues with your relatives.

A BOYFRIEND has been shocked to discover his girlfriend has obsessively filled her cupboard space with an array of bizarrely flavoured teas.

DO YOU waste time with the people you call ‘friends’ without ever asking yourself if you actually enjoy their company?

IN THE first flushes of love? These romantic favourites will be suffered through with gritted teeth by both parties.

A HUSBAND is suing his wife for breach of contract and personal injury after she gave him a calamitous haircut during lockdown.