Relationships

PEOPLE need to have more children instead of pets, according to Pope Francis. Here the 85-year-old celibate explains how to start making babies. 

A MOTHER has admitted that it will hurt not to receive a thank you letter from her 29-year-old son, but not as badly as receiving a thank you text.

A MOTHER has confirmed that if she had been in her daughter’s shoes for every major decision in her life, it would have worked out much better.

A MAN heartily singing Auld Lang Syne barely even bothers to send an emoji to old mates, it has emerged.

A GROUP of cousins at a Christmas family gathering are feeling under pressure to pretend they know the first thing about each other’s lives.

A FAMILY who spent Christmas together are struggling to navigate the weird bit between now and Christmas 2022.

A WOMAN returning to her parents' house for Christmas has regressed into her bad-tempered 15-year-old self.

A COUPLE spending their first Christmas together were shocked to realise that they each have entirely incorrect Christmas traditions.

HAVING a child is the best way of letting people know you had sex fairly recently using faux modesty, it has been confirmed.

WERE you unduly confident that enjoying music would lead to sex when you were a teenager? Here’s what you got wrong.