Relationships

EVER looked at your birthdate and wondered how and in what drunken accident you were conceived?

FORGOTTEN Valentine's Day? In a desperate panic? Here's how to delight your loved one with generic tat from the nearest open shop.

WANT to make things profoundly awkward between you and your partner this Valentine’s weekend? Try these tips.

THE rock-solid foundation of any successful relationship is a never-ending battle to prove you’re the most shat on. Employ these tactics.

MY boss is the dreamiest man alive. He’s got a high-powered job, he’s the life and soul of every party and recently I seem to always be by his side.

MUM refusing to get off the phone? Cut the call short and save yourself a load of earache with these excuses.

DESPITE the endless alternatives available to him, an unimaginative man has chosen to masturbate while thinking of his girlfriend.

A COUPLE who have been going out for three weeks have pledged to continue having sex every day for the rest of their relationship. 

THE PM’s latest lie came about from helping Carrie’s chum Pen Farthing rescue dogs from Kabul. So could you survive going out with high-maintenance Carrie? Play our interactive game.

A COUPLE who met when they were 16 and have been married for 35 years say they both hugely regret not f**king more people.