Relationships

A WOMAN having a good whinge about work to her husband wishes he would stop interrupting with ways to help.

HAVE you started to see things from your parents' point of view now that you’re getting older? Keep these realisations to yourself or they’ll never let you hear the end of it.

DO you like to repeat clearly dubious ‘facts’ about sex? Here are some you should apply a bit of critical thinking to.

IS the old ball and chain in a weird huff again? It’s probably due to one of these totally legitimate concerns, as well as the fact you just sniggered at ‘ball and chain’.

A BUDDING romance between two bus passengers has been ruined by the overwhelming aroma of wee emanating from the vehicle’s rear.

REMEMBER me? Apparently not well enough. You got over me a little too fast for my liking, so here’s how I’m going to mess with your head for kicks.

A WOMAN without regard for social convention not only immediately informs her boyfriend when she is pissed off with him but even tells him why.

ARE you a heterosexual woman? Commiserations, because you’ve definitely dated one or more of these arseholes...

A POSTER looking for a lost cat glosses over the fact that it behaves like a complete arsehole most of the time.

Think your regional accent sounds interesting and endearing? If it’s any of these then you’re wrong.