Relationships

No-one ready to admit friend boring since she stopped drinking

A GROUP of friends are unwilling to admit that a mate who used to be the life and soul is increasingly avoided since she quit drinking.

We can still be friends, man in new relationship lies to his mates

A MAN with a new girlfriend has consoled his mates with the empty promise that they can still be friends.

Vibrator less emotionally distant than boyfriend

A WOMAN has realised that she has a deeper emotional bond with her vibrator than she does with her boyfriend.

Incredibly stupid times your partner decides to tell you something important

DOES your partner have an important piece of information hey simply must impart? They’ll choose one of these inappropriate times to do it:

Too cold not to have sex, couple begrudgingly admit

A COUPLE who have avoided sex for months have reluctantly agreed that the wintery weather leaves them no choice.

How to hide your delight when a couple breaks up

KNOW someone who’s been abandoned to singledom like you? Hide your obvious glee with these tips.

Five things you've learned about your date's ex before the main course arrives

DINNER, drinks and too much information about your date's ex is the worst way to start a new relationship. Here’s what you’ll learn before you’ve finished your calamari.

Woman lying next to man after first shag wondering how soon she can dump him

A WOMAN who has just finished a tragically bad first shag with her new boyfriend is wondering if breaking up with him tonight would be too soon.

Five cheeky ways to put the brakes on your sex life

IN A new relationship and under the illusion the sex will always be this good? Here are five fun ways to kill the mood.

Hating you, your interests and your family: five things that aren't a turn off for men

WHEN it comes to dating, men are a hardy bunch. Even these habits don’t put them off a potential love interest.