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'This would be a nice place for a wedding' says passive-aggressive mother

A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE mother-in-law has caused tension by pointing out a location’s potential as a wedding venue.

Woman coyly tells date she's going for a massive piss

A WOMAN has alluringly confided in her date that she is going to the bathroom for a really big piss.

Husband thinks himself a 'modern man' for wiping own piss from toilet seat

A MAN who sometimes remembers to wipe down the toilet seat after inaccurately urinating now considers himself an ideal husband.

Children believe themselves to be fun

CHILDREN believe themselves, their conversation and their imaginative games to be fun for adults, a shocked parent has discovered.

'How you been?' 'Alright, you?' say brothers who haven't seen each other in four months

A PAIR of brothers separated for the whole of lockdown have effortlessly slipped back into their emotionally detached rapport.

Five virtual date ideas to make you glad you're single

ARE you pining for romance among the socially-distanced? Try these virtual date ideas then be glad you’re alone until 2021.

'I've just taken the bins out', and other ways to tell your partner you're not up for a shag

NOT interested in any hanky-panky tonight? Want to let your partner down gently? Try these perfectly reasonable ways of getting out of it.

Couple with en-suite bathroom never realised how intimate it would make their shits

A COUPLE in a new home with an en-suite bathroom never knew how intimate they would become with each others’ excretions.

Couple to divorce after man cries at videogame

A MAN is facing divorce after his wife found him sobbing real tears at the end of a videogame.

Couple perfectly matched unless they're driving, cooking, eating or choosing what to watch

A COUPLE have a fantastic relationship in all the moments when they are not arguing about where to go, what to eat, or how to do literally anything.