A BUDDING romance between two bus passengers has been ruined by the vile aroma of urine emanating from the vehicle’s rear.
Attractive brunette Lucy Parry, who was sharing a seat with Martin Bishop, tumbled into his bulging arms when the bus turned a sharp corner, and attraction instantly blossomed.
Witness Nikki Hollis said: “It was like something from a romcom, lots of eye contact and batting of lashes. But then their noses started twitching and scrunching, which doesn’t happen in the final scene of Four Weddings.
“It hit him first, her a second after. You could see the horror register in their eyes, as their dreamy moment was ruined by the stinking reality of being on a piss-sodden bus in the suburbs of Hull.
“The allure that had built up between them was shot to shreds. Things got even worse when a mystery stream of liquid slowly crept up the aisle towards her open-toed shoes, causing her to change seats.
“Personally, whoever produced that smell is a hero of mine. Gave those attractive bastards a cold shower. A cold, golden shower.”