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Relationships

The key questions about living under lockdown with your partner

HALF the planet’s under lockdown, and your other half is under lockdown with you. What are the recurring questions this is bringing up?

Couple living as if post-pandemic break up not going to happen

A CO-HABITING couple are living through lockdown for all the world as if they will not split the moment it is over.

Workplace affairs a lot harder over Zoom

TWO co-workers who have been secretly sleeping together have admitted that the passion is not really surviving Zoom.

Doing a jigsaw, and five other ways to initiate sex

BOUGHT a jigsaw, begun a jigsaw, and found yourself frantically f**king because anything but the bloody jigsaw? Try these other ways to get going.

Married couple reach out to single friends who are too busy wanking and drinking to answer

A MARRIED couple are kindly reaching out to their single friends who are too busy wanking, eating and getting drunk to answer.

Your four worst exes to text right now, ranked

LONELY? Here are the four of worst ex-lovers to start a texting spree with now you’re feeling unloved in lockdown.

'Who's laughing now?' ask sex doll owners

OWNERS of inflatable sex dolls are asking their critics who the desperate, frustrated weirdos are now.

Walking in single file doesn't mean you don't love each other, couples told

COUPLES unable to get out of the way of other pedestrians for fear of their love have been advised that they will be fine.

Five grounds for divorce during isolation

IS your relationship struggling during the lockdown? Check out these perfectly legal grounds for divorce while isolating.

Married couple still not bored enough to have sex

A MARRIED couple in lockdown with absolutely nothing to do are still not bored enough to have sex with each other.