Relationships

A MAN absolutely will not carry his partner’s handbag for her in public, ever. 

DO you fantasise about murdering your partner while they sleep? Take our quiz and find out if you’re a cold-blooded psychopath or just sick of their snoring.

A MAN attempting to counsel a female friend after a breakup has run out of platitudes in record time, he has admitted.

GAY penguins are fantastic, but before you leave your spouse for the comfort of one of these Antarctic sex-symbols, why not take our quiz to see if you’re making the right decision.

A WOMAN who left her reusable flask at home has been coming in late from work with brown lips and stinking of pumpkin spiced latte.

A COUPLE have chosen to move in together before taking the next step of breaking up.

A WIFE has discovered she can insult her husband in front of the children by maintaining a smile and whispering it. 

A MAN has ruined a date by giving an honest answer to the question, 'What are you looking for in a relationship?'

A GROUP of friends has been let down by the useless anchor of the group getting his life together.

A MAN has admitted that getting frisked at the airport is the most intimate experience he has had since he got pickpocketed last year.