Relationships

DO you gather strength from your hatred of others, but should have grown out of it by now? Here are enemies you’re officially allowed to have as an adult.

A 27-YEAR-OLD man is already planning the selfish ways he will mark his mid-life crisis to ensure fun for himself and misery for his partner.

A PANICKED woman has texted 28 friends to canvas their opinions on what the ‘hello’ she received from a Tinder match could mean.

COUPLES across Britain have agreed that showering together is neither satisfyingly sexy or cleansing.

SOMEONE dropped the L-bomb out of the blue? Stuck for a response? Check out these half-dozen ways to let them down easy (for you).

A MAN has returned from the supermarket with all 12 items that his girlfriend requested, each of them wrong.

A WOMAN'S romantic evening meal has been ruined by the presence of her prick of a boyfriend.

BRITONS have decided that ‘bubble’ is too cosy a term for a grim huddle of bored people stuck indoors with only each other for company.

A DAD believes no confusion has been caused by using 34 metaphors during a talk about sex with his son.

HAS the spark fizzled out between you and your dominant hand? Turn up the heat in the bedroom with these saucy tips.