Relationships

A WOMAN who left her reusable flask at home has been coming in late from work with brown lips and stinking of pumpkin spiced latte.

A COUPLE have chosen to move in together before taking the next step of breaking up.

A WIFE has discovered she can insult her husband in front of the children by maintaining a smile and whispering it. 

A MAN has ruined a date by giving an honest answer to the question, 'What are you looking for in a relationship?'

A GROUP of friends has been let down by the useless anchor of the group getting his life together.

A MAN has admitted that getting frisked at the airport is the most intimate experience he has had since he got pickpocketed last year.

ORDERING spaghetti on a date is a surefire way to obliterate sexual allure, according to new research.

A WOMAN in a self-partnered relationship has told herself that it is not working out.

A MARRIED couple who decided to spice things up with a 'date night' are unsure whether or not they should kiss.

A REVISED version of Dickens’s A Christmas Carol details the transformation of an internet dater visited by three women he ghosted.