Relationships

DOES your family Christmas revolve around making you feel like a freakish loner because you’re not coupled up?

A WOMAN is still not speaking to her husband after he unaccountably refused sex when she came home drunk and horny at 3am.

TINDER has confirmed that all the people who get swiped left are thrown in a dungeon.

WATCHING your partner load the dishwasher in the correct way is the sexiest thing ever, it has been confirmed.

A MAN was hoping he might get a kiss if he prolonged parting company after a date, although the moment had definitely passed.

A WOMAN having drinks with a man has abruptly realised the evening was intended as a date.

TWO middle-aged friends are playing a dangerous game of chicken by planning to meet for a bite to eat and a few drinks.

IF you share a house, there's a high risk of having sex with someone else who lives there, probably when you're p*ssed. Here’s how to deal with the fallout.

A MAN who declared he needed to be single for a while, is in fact an idiot about to fall in love again.

A WOMAN has inserted her finger in her boyfriend's ear in a bid to be kinky.