Relationships

TEENAGERS planning toe-curlingly awkward first dates with long-time crushes are thrilled that bowling alleys are open again.

A COUPLE have confirmed they have been together long enough to begin hating each other a bit.

A COUPLE have agreed to utterly write off Saturday and Sunday by grudgingly deciding to spend them with one set of their ageing parents.

WISH your grown-up child had followed a different path? It’s never to late to offer subliminal negative guidance with our handy guide.

JUST because you’re a nice middle class person it doesn’t mean you can’t talk dirty in the bedroom. Here sex columnist Donna Sheridan shares her tips.

A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE mother-in-law has caused tension by pointing out a location’s potential as a wedding venue.

A WOMAN has alluringly confided in her date that she is going to the bathroom for a really big piss.

A MAN who sometimes remembers to wipe down the toilet seat after inaccurately urinating now considers himself an ideal husband.

CHILDREN believe themselves, their conversation and their imaginative games to be fun for adults, a shocked parent has discovered.

A PAIR of brothers separated for the whole of lockdown have effortlessly slipped back into their emotionally detached rapport.