Relationships

A CAT has told its owner that it wants to be free to see and be fed by other people.

A WOMAN has managed to buy her husband a present before he bought it himself on Amazon.

A MAN is labouring under the delusion that he has won an argument with his wife.

A WOMAN has the amazing ability to take any compliment given her and instantly turn it into an insult, her partner has confirmed.

A WOMAN who regularly stalks her exes on Facebook has insisted she is 'just keeping in touch'. 

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has embarked on an affair in order not to waste her suntan.

ONCE men courted ladies with flowers, but today’s lovelorn troubadour sends a quick snap of his penis instead. But when is the perfect time?

A BRITISH man has married a woman he is not attracted to out of sheer British politeness.

THE majority of questions asked by girlfriends are thinking out loud and should not be answered, boyfriends have confirmed.

A WOMAN confirmed that she made the right choice of sexual partner when seeing a replica lightsaber mounted on the wall of his home.