Relationships

A WOMAN has inserted her finger in her boyfriend's ear in a bid to be kinky.

THE parents of a 26-year-old woman are excited to finally meet their daughter's casual sex partner.

A MAN has allowed his use of a dating app to convince himself that he has any standards whatsoever.

A MAN is under the impression it is cool to pretend his girlfriend is the boss of him.

ARE you hoping a friend or colleague fancies you? Is the evidence flimsy, but open to interpretation? Talk yourself into it.

ALL couples must be made up of one person who springs out of bed at dawn and one that only properly wakes up at midnight, a survey has found.

MARRIED couples have agreed that mid-sex is the best time to make a little list of everything that needs doing around the house.

BEING single is apparently now ‘self-partnering’ and it’s empowering and cool. Here are some ways to pretend you’re thrilled to be alone.

A 45-YEAR-OLD man has been congratulated for having a girlfriend born in the same decade as him.

WE get it, you’re in love and want to hold hands - but do you have to block the pavements with your affection? Here are some situations where you should definitely desist.