Lifestyle

AFTER a year of work, you'll want to spend your holiday sitting back and doing f**k all. Unless you’re a middle class, in which case you’ll want to use it to tediously better yourself. But which is better?

A TEENAGE girl has discovered she has the superhuman ability to completely f**k up a family holiday for everyone else involved.

A MAN who lost a stone through healthy eating and exercise was stunned to find his face did not experience a miraculous transformation.

ARE you seeing your parents at the weekend? Here’s how to be sure you have a tense and horrible time with them.

HOMEOWNERS are begging the government to counter inflation by doubling their monthly mortgage payments as soon as possible.

ARE you away on holiday and feeling obliged to bring back gifts for the saddoes back home? Here are some lazy choices that will delight nobody.

THINK it's funny to be the kind of bellend that gives your pet a 'creative' name which will embarrass the vet? Try these.

NOT all of us can be manic pixie dream girls. Here’s how to tell if your behaviour makes you enjoyably off-beat or just unbearable to be around.

DO you rule the viewing habits of your household with an iron fist? Find out with this quiz.

WONDERING why you are not turning the heads of the opposite sex? You're probably afflicted with these physical traits.