Lifestyle

YOUR daughter has just joyously announced she's pregnant. Don't f**k up her big moment by blurting out one of these responses.

A 22-YEAR-OLD who would prefer to travel the world to an unfulfilling job has the delusion that makes her special.

MEN are provided with clothing on birthdays, Father’s Day and Christmas. If it’s absolutely necessary to own more, grudgingly go clothes shopping in classic male fashion like this.

NEW research has found that parents think a countryside upbringing is better than a city one, when in fact it’s rubbish. Here’s why.

YOUR girlfriend’s out with the girls again, but what do they talk about? Surely nothing bad about you? Surely not any of these issues?

CHILDREN who have forgotten unwanted old toys cannot live without them the moment they are going to the charity shop.

DID a bastard so-called mate take you up on your offer to help them move house? You’ll go through these six states of despair.

LIFE was incredible before you cared about stuff like inflation, mortgage rates and hormones. Which also meant coolness was achievable if you had this stuff.

AFTER a year of work, you'll want to spend your holiday sitting back and doing f**k all. Unless you’re a middle class, in which case you’ll want to use it to tediously better yourself. But which is better?

A TEENAGE girl has discovered she has the superhuman ability to completely f**k up a family holiday for everyone else involved.