Lifestyle

WONDERING why you are not turning the heads of the opposite sex? You're probably afflicted with these physical traits.

WANT to help save water during the drought? Follow the advice and sacrifices of selfish moron Roy Hobbs.

DO you pretend to have a different home life when people visit? Here are five things that are at odds with the squalid truth.

WANT to keep the family busy in this sweltering heat? Try these activities which are an annual lesson in misery.

A STUNNING woman with the face and physique of a supermodel took to Twitter to tell the world she resembles a ‘horrible ugly little toad’.

THERE are thousands of tiny villages across our green and pleasant land, each with their own weird shit going on, Here are five things that only happen there:

A TIRED mum is silently hoping her yelling son is not hurt badly enough for her to have to move from the sofa.

WOMEN love a man with interests - especially if they’re as sexually-charged as these. If you’re not already a devotee of one of these hobbies, try them and brace yourself for a sexual tsunami.

A MOTHER on holiday abroad is trying and failing to pronounce foreign words correctly, it has been confirmed.

YOUR ageing parents are incredibly fickle when it comes to deciding what they like about the developments of the modern age. Here are six things they either adore or detest.