Lifestyle

ARE you away on holiday and feeling obliged to bring back gifts for the saddoes back home? Here are some lazy choices that will delight nobody.

THINK it's funny to be the kind of bellend that gives your pet a 'creative' name which will embarrass the vet? Try these.

NOT all of us can be manic pixie dream girls. Here’s how to tell if your behaviour makes you enjoyably off-beat or just unbearable to be around.

DO you rule the viewing habits of your household with an iron fist? Find out with this quiz.

WONDERING why you are not turning the heads of the opposite sex? You're probably afflicted with these physical traits.

WANT to help save water during the drought? Follow the advice and sacrifices of selfish moron Roy Hobbs.

DO you pretend to have a different home life when people visit? Here are five things that are at odds with the squalid truth.

WANT to keep the family busy in this sweltering heat? Try these activities which are an annual lesson in misery.

A STUNNING woman with the face and physique of a supermodel took to Twitter to tell the world she resembles a ‘horrible ugly little toad’.

THERE are thousands of tiny villages across our green and pleasant land, each with their own weird shit going on, Here are five things that only happen there: