Lifestyle

WHILE many jokes about current events have successfully walked the line between compassion and humour, I’m afraid you – who I do not like – have gone too far.

APARTMENTS are an almost affordable way to live by yourself, as long as you don't mind major compromises to your quality of life.

A MAN is planning his own 21-gun salute to the Queen which will take place at midnight, in his garden, blind drunk and lighting fireworks.

EVERYONE has a vague idea of how attractive they are. But is there a chance you’ve wildly overestimated your hotness? Look out for these clues.

A MAN'S inbuilt 24-hour cycle has guided him to stay up playing League of Legends until at least 3am, he has confirmed.

DID you love Disney as a kid? Have you absorbed the House of Mouse’s moral lessons completely the wrong way? Are you as loathsome as these pricks?

A FAMILY has driven to the seaside for one final day out together before the upcoming apocalypse.

YOUR mum has asked if you think wearing that outfit in public is a good idea, indicating that she does not.

AS a mature adult you should keep your emotions in check and never lose your shit in public. Except when you visit these places.

A WOMAN has made waves across her social scene with her sheer distinctiveness by doing activities normally associated with the opposite sex.