Lifestyle

Check in 4pm, check out 10am and other annoying hotel bullshit

STAYING in a hotel should be a wonderful luxury, but they seem to love rules and customs that make it a pain in the arse. Like these.

Why everyone else makes a fortune selling their clothes online, but you won't

SOME people make so much money selling old clothes that they can quit their jobs. Here’s why you won’t become one of them.

Five times you're not sure you'll survive your next shit

OUR bodies are experts when it comes to excreting, but too much abuse will build up terrible monstrosities in your colon. Here are some of the times you’ll fear you’ve pushed it too far.

Air fryers serving up delicious meals of fried air

BRITAIN’S brand new air fryers are serving up delicious and healthy meals of fried air.

Six f**kwit things to order off Amazon when you're pissed

HAD a skinful? Fancy a random 2am online shopping trip? Be prepared to wake up tomorrow and wonder why these ridiculous items have turned up at your door.

Five things the chatty bastard on the train is going to talk to you about

ON a packed train you may be forced to sit next to a ‘talker’. Here’s what this psycho will be droning on about as they invade your personal space for the entire journey.

Peeling back the plastic on a cucumber, and five other homoerotic experiences straight men can enjoy

IF you’re a heterosexual man, you may foolishly believe homoerotic experiences are not for you. But these incredibly gay day-to-day activities can give the even the straightest men a sexual thrill.  

Five affordable city breaks in windswept out-of-season destinations

SUMMER is over but that’s no reason to stop going on holiday, especially if you enjoy weekends spent traipsing around bleak, rainy cities. Like these.  

Students acting like usually they're rolling in it

STUDENTS living on less than £50 a month are complaining as if they are usually meant to be flush with cash, it has emerged.

Bag of 400 IKEA tealights feels its moment is near

A BAG of 400 tealights from IKEA, bought in 2008 and languishing under the sink ever since, feels its moment of glory has finally come around.