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Family enjoys last day out before apocalypse

A FAMILY has driven to the seaside for one final day out together before the upcoming apocalypse.

Mum wants to know if you're really wearing that

YOUR mum has asked if you think wearing that outfit in public is a good idea, indicating that she does not.

The bank, and other places it's acceptable to throw a wobbly

AS a mature adult you should keep your emotions in check and never lose your shit in public. Except when you visit these places.

Entirely unique woman drinks beer and has male friends

A WOMAN has made waves across her social scene with her sheer distinctiveness by doing activities normally associated with the opposite sex.

Six wild sexual fetishes of nice, well-dressed, smiling people

THE only reason kindly, good-mannered people are quite so pleasant is because they secretly participate in daring, filthy sex acts. These are their shocking exploits.

Sunstroke, climate change, colonialism: the Guardian's guide to ruining any enjoyment of the nice weather

SOAKING up the last of the summer heat before a long, hard, cold winter? The Guardian thinks you need to feel bad about that.

How to enjoy your holiday in a tiny, unsuitable apartment some chancer's put on Airbnb

ARE you at the mercy of someone’s desire to make a killing from their horrible, poky apartment on Airbnb? Here’s how to attempt to enjoy it regardless.

Five things not to say when your daughter announces she's pregnant: A guide for dads

YOUR daughter has just joyously announced she's pregnant. Don't f**k up her big moment by blurting out one of these responses.

Woman who likes travelling thinks that makes her special

A 22-YEAR-OLD who would prefer to travel the world to an unfulfilling job has the delusion that makes her special.

The rules of clothes shopping for men

MEN are provided with clothing on birthdays, Father’s Day and Christmas. If it’s absolutely necessary to own more, grudgingly go clothes shopping in classic male fashion like this.