Lifestyle

MEN aren’t known for their love of scented candles. Maybe that’s because the manufacturers aren’t using the right fragrances, like these…

A MOTHER has sat her two sons down to give them the terrible news that their house is worth £30,000 less than it used to be.

BEING a dog is mostly f**king brilliant, except on bonfire night. Here’s how to make it through the shivering, whimpering, crapping nightmare.

THIS winter is a battle between the cold and the cost of living crisis. But how long will you last before putting the heating on? Find out.

DO you see filling up with petrol as a challenge to piss off other customers? Here are some practical ways to be a forecourt f**kwit.

THINKING about having some carefree, spontaneous fun, just like in the movies? Try these activities and prepare for them to go tits-up. 

ONE minute you’re popping pills, the next you’re visiting National Trust sites and discussing potty training. Here are the warning signs that your social circle has become dangerously middle-aged.

THE middle-classes are using Halloween to be creative and witty now they can’t do it with signs on Brexit marches. Hatfuls of bellends will dress kids in these...

YOU have not read a book since secondary school, so why do you have a shelf full of them? These are the non-reading related reasons.

AS if being alone wasn’t bleak enough, the cost of living crisis is making your single person’s shopping basket look even sadder with these items.