Lifestyle

A COUPLE in a wonderfully open-plan home with double-height ceilings and huge glass windows are freezing their bollocks off.

BEEN invited to navigate a pop-up public ice rink on thin metal blades? Here’s why it’s always best to point blank refuse.

THE cold snap is here, but there isn’t enough heating to go around. Here are the desperate ways your family will be competing for warmth this winter.

AN organised man has already purchased all of his Christmas gifts to himself, he has confirmed.

SPENT so long repeating total bullshit that you’re now convinced it’s true and outraged if you’re doubted? None of these have any basis in fact.

A WOMAN who has already draped every available surface in her house with fairy lights is struggling to add more for Christmas.

BIG festive lights switch-on tonight? Find out which reluctant C-lister you'll get doing the honours.

THE most important couple on the planet have decided their wedding celebrations cannot possibly be limited to a single day.

SHOULD you be overjoyed that house prices have hit a two-year low, or is your life no longer worth living? Find out with our quiz.

WERE you desperately trying to impress your peers as an idiot child? Here’s some of the implausible shit you claimed to have done in the playground.