Lifestyle

HEY ladies, are you unreasonably obsessed with domestic hygiene? Find out with this helpful test by me, a man.

PROXIMITY confers familiarity, which means your neighbours know things about you that even your closest friends don’t. They idly discuss the following foibles.

YOU once believed your kids would do what you asked without having to promise them all manner of shit first. Here’s what happens instead.

MOST people get by with just enough rooms for basic life activities. Not so the British middle class. Here is a list of unnecessary living spaces that are vital to their existence.

GOT a friend who’s way too obsessed with coffee? They may well fit one of these categories of ‘coffee twat’.

IT CAN be difficult to tell friends that you are bringing a plus-one who is a knob, so here are some gentle ways to prepare them for the experience.

A DICKHEAD Londoner has felt the need to decide on and share his favourite line on the London Underground.

A 14-YEAR-OLD boy has emptied an entire aerosol of Lynx Africa into each armpit in preparation for the day to come.

A WOMAN doing a quick clean will spend 90 per cent of the time clearing large clumps of her own knotted hair.

OFF school? Leveraging guilt to get your parents off their phones? These family activities will amuse you for ten minutes and occupy them for hours.