Lifestyle

A WOMAN doing a quick clean will spend 90 per cent of the time clearing large clumps of her own knotted hair.

OFF school? Leveraging guilt to get your parents off their phones? These family activities will amuse you for ten minutes and occupy them for hours.

DO they slot it neatly back in with the others or abandon it next to their car? Here's how antisocial habits can be used to identify life’s pricks.

PEOPLE who have experienced real existential angst about their age have told a young person facing a ‘quarter-life crisis’ to do one.

WHY have a kettle cluttering up your kitchen when you could have a boiling water tap that makes a truly dreadful cup of tea? And these minor status symbols are just as bad...

EVERYONE agrees that rules are essential to a functioning society. But that doesn’t mean you, obviously. You’re special, so you’re allowed to ignore the following rules.

ARE your kids dicking about at bedtime for the 11,000th day in a row? This will be why.

WANT to make your child’s birthday party an enormous pain in the arse? Here’s how.

A MAN who claims to have studied at the University of Life did not pay very much attention to his studies, his friends have concluded.

A MAN who has been high every day for the past 15 years has explained that it is impossible to get addicted to marijuana.