Lifestyle

FIGHTING aging isn’t all dye and face serums. It’s also sitting through Sam Smith’s new video without provoking the reaction teenagers online are waiting for.

A MILLENNIAL woman is under the impression that going on holiday is an achievement she ought to be congratulated for.

SUNDAY mornings are the one time of the week you're allowed to be lazy. Ruin this oasis of free time by following this dreary itinerary.

ARE you comfortably retired? Nothing much to worry about? Here Lynne and Norman Steele give their tips on sitting in front of the TV being perpetually f**ked-off.

HAVE you never quite got the hang of man stuff? Here are some common masculinity problems and how you can address them in your weak, effeminate way.

A WOMAN has admitted her lifelong passion is buying all the expensive items required to take up a new hobby and then not doing it.

CHASING a National Grid pay-out by not using the oven for a whole 60 minutes? Here’s how to survive without it for the length of a whole episode of Silent Witness. 

COCAINE is not worth it because it is simply too hard to do, recreational drug users have confirmed.

‘YOU talkin’ to me?’ men say into mirrors while holding a cordless drill, or any of these vaguely gun-shaped objects.

THE chances are that male pattern baldness is coming for you and the results vary wildly. Where on the spectrum will you end up?