Lifestyle

Bonding over country walks instead of class As: Signs you and your mates are getting middle aged

ONE minute you’re popping pills, the next you’re visiting National Trust sites and discussing potty training. Here are the warning signs that your social circle has become dangerously middle-aged.

Seven poncey Halloween costumes for middle-class neighbourhoods

THE middle-classes are using Halloween to be creative and witty now they can’t do it with signs on Brexit marches. Hatfuls of bellends will dress kids in these...

Five reasons you have a bookcase that are nothing to do with reading

YOU have not read a book since secondary school, so why do you have a shelf full of them? These are the non-reading related reasons.

How rising prices are making your singleton's shopping basket even bleaker

AS if being alone wasn’t bleak enough, the cost of living crisis is making your single person’s shopping basket look even sadder with these items.

Pedal bin not even trying anymore

A PEDAL bin in a family’s kitchen has lost its zest for life and now barely puts any effort into its daily work.

Band t-shirt and cock out: What does what you wear for bed say about you?

BRITONS get up to all sorts in bed. Clothing, we mean, not sex. No one wants any of that disgusting malarky that interferes with a good night's sleep. Here’s what your bed attire says about you.

New mother nurturing adorable bundle of resentment towards child-free friends

A WOMAN who has just become a parent is tenderly feeding a growing grudge against her friends who have not.

Check in 4pm, check out 10am and other annoying hotel bullshit

STAYING in a hotel should be a wonderful luxury, but they seem to love rules and customs that make it a pain in the arse. Like these.

Why everyone else makes a fortune selling their clothes online, but you won't

SOME people make so much money selling old clothes that they can quit their jobs. Here’s why you won’t become one of them.

Five times you're not sure you'll survive your next shit

OUR bodies are experts when it comes to excreting, but too much abuse will build up terrible monstrosities in your colon. Here are some of the times you’ll fear you’ve pushed it too far.