Lifestyle

Pedal bin not even trying anymore

A PEDAL bin in a family’s kitchen has lost its zest for life and now barely puts any effort into its daily work.

Band t-shirt and cock out: What does what you wear for bed say about you?

BRITONS get up to all sorts in bed. Clothing, we mean, not sex. No one wants any of that disgusting malarky that interferes with a good night's sleep. Here’s what your bed attire says about you.

New mother nurturing adorable bundle of resentment towards child-free friends

A WOMAN who has just become a parent is tenderly feeding a growing grudge against her friends who have not.

Check in 4pm, check out 10am and other annoying hotel bullshit

STAYING in a hotel should be a wonderful luxury, but they seem to love rules and customs that make it a pain in the arse. Like these.

Why everyone else makes a fortune selling their clothes online, but you won't

SOME people make so much money selling old clothes that they can quit their jobs. Here’s why you won’t become one of them.

Five times you're not sure you'll survive your next shit

OUR bodies are experts when it comes to excreting, but too much abuse will build up terrible monstrosities in your colon. Here are some of the times you’ll fear you’ve pushed it too far.

Air fryers serving up delicious meals of fried air

BRITAIN’S brand new air fryers are serving up delicious and healthy meals of fried air.

Six f**kwit things to order off Amazon when you're pissed

HAD a skinful? Fancy a random 2am online shopping trip? Be prepared to wake up tomorrow and wonder why these ridiculous items have turned up at your door.

Five things the chatty bastard on the train is going to talk to you about

ON a packed train you may be forced to sit next to a ‘talker’. Here’s what this psycho will be droning on about as they invade your personal space for the entire journey.

Peeling back the plastic on a cucumber, and five other homoerotic experiences straight men can enjoy

IF you’re a heterosexual man, you may foolishly believe homoerotic experiences are not for you. But these incredibly gay day-to-day activities can give the even the straightest men a sexual thrill.