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Five affordable city breaks in windswept out-of-season destinations

SUMMER is over but that’s no reason to stop going on holiday, especially if you enjoy weekends spent traipsing around bleak, rainy cities. Like these.  

Students acting like usually they're rolling in it

STUDENTS living on less than £50 a month are complaining as if they are usually meant to be flush with cash, it has emerged.

Bag of 400 IKEA tealights feels its moment is near

A BAG of 400 tealights from IKEA, bought in 2008 and languishing under the sink ever since, feels its moment of glory has finally come around.

From not straight to childless over 30: five sexualities Daily Mail readers don’t understand

THE modern world is place of diverse sexual orientations. Here are five that confuse and terrify Daily Mail readers.

Six things middle-class students dabble with at university that are far worse than drugs

MANY parents worry about their children experimenting with drugs in university, but these dark paths are actually far more dangerous to venture down.

Goth not sure if he should be excited for Halloween

A GOTH is not sure if he should be getting excited for Halloween or if it goes against his whole persona, it has emerged.

The student's guide to being a condescending prick to the locals

ARRIVED at your university convinced every local is a thick failure like the twats from school? Reinforce your superiority from day one.

Warhammer community in mourning as one of their own gets girlfriend

A TOWN’S Warhammer community has been plunged into mourning following news that one of their members is in a relationship.

35-year-old who never left home sees all his life choices vindicated

A 35-YEAR-OLD who never moved out of his parents' house is pleased to see the economy confirm all his choices were the right ones.

Wanking still free

THE only form of entertainment the UK can still afford to indulge in is wanking, masturbators have confirmed.