Lifestyle

NEW research has found that parents think a countryside upbringing is better than a city one, when in fact it’s rubbish. Here’s why.

YOUR girlfriend’s out with the girls again, but what do they talk about? Surely nothing bad about you? Surely not any of these issues?

CHILDREN who have forgotten unwanted old toys cannot live without them the moment they are going to the charity shop.

DID a bastard so-called mate take you up on your offer to help them move house? You’ll go through these six states of despair.

LIFE was incredible before you cared about stuff like inflation, mortgage rates and hormones. Which also meant coolness was achievable if you had this stuff.

AFTER a year of work, you'll want to spend your holiday sitting back and doing f**k all. Unless you’re a middle class, in which case you’ll want to use it to tediously better yourself. But which is better?

A TEENAGE girl has discovered she has the superhuman ability to completely f**k up a family holiday for everyone else involved.

A MAN who lost a stone through healthy eating and exercise was stunned to find his face did not experience a miraculous transformation.

ARE you seeing your parents at the weekend? Here’s how to be sure you have a tense and horrible time with them.

HOMEOWNERS are begging the government to counter inflation by doubling their monthly mortgage payments as soon as possible.