Lifestyle

WITH the mourning period officially over, a normal life of self-abuse can resume. You are now cleared to do these things.

FEELING cheated because doing anything fun on your day off will be frowned upon by the mourning police? You might just get away with these.

A MAN who has emerged from the lying-in-state queue is struggling to get used to normal civilian life, it has emerged.

A MOTHER who claims she just wants her children to be happy is also secretly hoping they manage to become genius supermodels, it has emerged.

AS the cost of living crisis bites, we're all looking for money saving tips. These will guarantee you’ll end up spending more than you would have in the first place.

WITH only millionaires able to afford petrol and Lurpak more expensive than a coke habit, the cost of living crisis is here to stay. But one group is being hit particularly hard: women. Here's how...

Center Parcs is to charge guests a backtracking fee after deciding it will stay open on Monday, it has been confirmed.

THEY say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but a woman in need of a good meal is even worse. Here are some things that are considerably nicer to encounter.

MORE than 99 per cent of British lives have unfolded with breathtaking normality since last Thursday evening, ordinary people have confirmed.

A MAN has used this period of national mourning as an excuse to call off a night out with a friend he did not want to meet.